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The Quackery

Self Catering

A unique opportunity to savour the timeless charm and tranquillity of the Somerset countryside, by staying in this immaculately presented truely amazing place!
Set in stunningly attractive gardens and grounds, it is a quiet location, easily accessible to enough places to provide you with somewhere new to explore each day of your holiday. The house welcomes all, from couples (the self-contained barn), families and groups, walkers, cyclists and countryside lovers. 
It is a magnificent place for family get-together, anniversaries and birthday celebrations !

Evenings can be pleasantly spent in the comfort of the house or at a local country pub.

Somerset has so many surprises waiting to be unwrapped by the inquisitive visitor, and your stay will give you the experience of many special places of interest. There are miles of country walks and bike rides in this historical and magical area. There is an option of further accommodation in the converted barn, adjacent to the house.

What makes a stay at The Quackery unique?

The Quackery has everything guests need, at any time of the year.

It specialises in providing the perfect luxury group break , whatever the occasion, for a relaxing, luxurious countryside getaway. 

It is charming, welcoming , and is the perfect place to make holiday dreams come true.

Those who prefer a little more privacy will enjoy a stay in the annexe, with its own fully-equipped kitchen and inviting sitting room with alluring woodburning stove , perfect for snuggling up in front of , after a day of exploring.

The annexe also enjoys a well-appointed king-size bedroom with Juliette balcony, ensuring views of the glorious countryside are always on offer, which is served by a sleek en-suite shower room where you can prepare for the day in style before heading over to enjoy the delights of the main house.

What is the capacity for The Quackery?

The accommodation benefits from a large, inviting living room with two large sofas, a log burner and great views of the gardens.

The Verandah is a special  place to enjoy your morning coffee, and alfresco dining area !
There are numerous toys to keep you amused during your stay, trampoline, hammock, croquet, badminton net, boules set, and giant Jenga.

There is a fabulous hot tub , which some folk enjoy using.

The secluded rockery garden with its barbecue , pizza oven, garden seating and patio areas , lovely flowers provides a great spot for a lazy afternoon or a fun time in the garden!

In winter months, the aga gives the cosy fully equipped kitchen/breakfast room , with its garden aspects, a warm welcoming space with a lovely dining area.

On its own, the house can accommodate up to 8 / 9 people and with the addition of the " Annex ", it will sleep up to 11 people .

What can guests enjoy when staying in the Langport area?

The pretty riverside town of Langport and the old market town of Somerton are lovely places to while away the hours!

One is spoilt for choice with the walks, cafes , pubs , local shops etc. 


  • Bath & the Roman baths
  • Barrington Court, a charming Tudor Manor
  • Burrow Mump
  • Cider making tours
  • Cheddar Gorge and caves
  • Dunster Castle and working water mill
  • Exmoor National Park
  • Forde Abbey and Gardens
  • Glastonbury Tor and Abbey
  • Glastonbury / Clark’s Shopping Village
  • Ham Wall Nature Reserve
  • Haynes International Motor Museum
  • Hestercombe House & gardens
  • Jurassic coast & Lyme Regis
  • Lavender farm in Falkland
  • Longleat Safari Park
  • Montacute House & gardens
  • The Newt Estate & gardens
  • Noah’s Ark Zoo Farm
  • Wells Cathedral , Bishops Palace & gardens
  • West Somerset Steam Railway
  • Wookey Hole Caves
  • Yeovilton Fleet Air Arm Museum

Where can guests enjoy food and drink?

There are many eating venues, pubs and restaurants close by, and a wide range of shops in Langport and Somerton, offering local produce and there are also some good local takeaways!

The Halfway House       Pitney         Real ale pub ( walking distance )Daily Telegraph readers award winner

The Black Swan              Langport       Good pub Grub (walking distance )  

The White Heart             Somerton       Spacious bar with outstanding  kitchen and dining area

The DevonshireArms      Long Sutton   Set on the picturesque village  green

The Firehouse                 Curry Rivel     A  village pub with traditional food

The White Heart              Martock          Impressive Hamstone Coaching Inn

28 Market Place.             Somerton.       Modern dining experience with its own  restaurant, bakery & wine shop

Other Information

Other things to notei

t’s a fun place to stay! A great area for bicycling, walking, birdwatching, fishing or just chilling out! 

Also the owners can help with organising extras that can make your special stay even more special:

- They can take delivery of and unpack an online shop you
- Recommend photographers who will come to the Quackery to capture special moments
- Archery and clay pigeon shooting
- Pampering - bring spa quality holistic massage and beauty treatments to you at the Quackery
- Horse riding lessons

Beware, there are several ponds and a stream nearby, so all the normal risks with young children apply.
Bedding, sheets, pillowcases, and duvets are all provided but they do not provide towels.Therefore guests must bring their own towels.

Top facilities

Award Winning

Free WiFi

Facilities & information


Free broadband access (wifi)

Private/enclosed garden

Outdoor terrace

Garden furniture


1-4 People Capacity

Babysitting, Listening Services, Child Care

5-9 People Capacity

Award Winning

Bars, Cafes & Other

Conference & Meetings

Bathroom & Laundry


Chef available


Health & Beauty Treatments

Book library

Fire Pit / BBQ

CD player

Luggage storage


Kitchen Facilities

Near Beach

Other TV, Audio, Tel, Fax

Parking Available

Linen included

10+ People Capacity

Sitting room

Iron/ironing board

Hair dryers

DVD player

Washing machine

Central heating

Open log fire

Bicycle storage

Bring your own travel cot


Badminton Courts, Lawn Badminton

Bicycling, Cycling



Horse Riding, Equestrian

Jogging, running


Rafting, canoeing, kayaking, rowing, punting

Other Activities (generally outdoor)

Other games & sports

Wildlife, bird watching

Recommended walks

Beach (a short drive)

Pub (walking distance)

Pub (a short drive)

Museums (a short drive)

Historic houses


Golf course (a short drive)

Tennis courts (a short drive)

Recommended restaurants (a short drive)

Theatre (a short drive)


Picnic area

Electric oven

AGA (or equivalent)

Electric hob




Arrival information and directions

Address: The Quackery, Wearne, Langport, Somerset, LangportTA10 0QJ, United Kingdom

There is a meet and greet service or should you prefer, a self check in system.

All guests will be given full location and directions before arrival !

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